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Shirts You Need.

There is also a carnivore version of THIS shirt, but I think we all know which one is better.

Really. How boss is THIS shirt? Not only does it have a giraffe on it, the giraffe is wearing Kanye glasses.

Neat Site.

Check THIS out! You can see whether or not a multitude of games will work on your computer or not. The activeX control did not download a virus onto my computer, so don't worry about that.

HERE, you can test your eye for color with a test that takes kind of a long time. But I guess if its important to you, you can try to beat my rocking score of 47! WHAT!

SO MANY THINGS!

First, a video of ducks on an escalator.

Next, a chance for everlasting glory and fame as the Mouseclicking champion of the world!

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It's... CANADA DAY, everybody! And Mr. Moose would like for you to celebrate with a maple cocktail and a relaxing dogsled ride.

In Case of Emergency...

Y'know, its always good to be prepared. Click HERE to purchase your own!