Upon The Request of Ben

FAIL BLOG

Also, something Ben recently discovered that he found amusing....

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Papel del Baño

Okay, so obviously THIS toilet paper roll holder from Gizmine comes in a variety of colors.

Speaking of toilet paper, have you seen this toilet paper roll art by Yuken Teruya? (Found on Neatorama)

This puzzle toilet paper holder is not funny. Not even a little funny. Don't even think about clicking on THIS link to go buy it. Luckily, the company that you are forbidden to order from includes instructions with the package.


Okay. There's only so many clever toilet paper products on the internet. I hope I haven't made you want to use the bathroom...

In Other, Very Important News....

Gilligan's Island... the Musical.

Click. CLICK!

Contest Winner

Here were my fabulous choices:

Dolly Doodle Dandelion
Ben
Vanilla
Jaune
Rosario
Carlson
Bloob
Kinney
Chandler
Ace High
Cole
Conway
Ba-bingy Ba-boingy
Edgar
Liam
Clementine
An inappropriate one submitted my my brother... Harry Johnson
Adrian
Joe
Sparticus
Lemon Drop


AAANND THE WINNER IS: Lemon Drop. Because, frankly, he/she looks like a lemon drop. I don't particularly enjoy lemon drops, but my blob is cute.



Consolation Prize: You get to see if you can hear the annoying noise, and if you can't, you're not a teenager!

Created by Train Horn

Something You Mos' Def' Don't Need!

You can get a screen cleaner for your electronics with screens HERE, but really, a paper towel will do the trick. There are also hamburger ones, donut ones, and different flavors of cake! (I don't know if I approve of blueberry cake...)

Well, Pi Day is coming up, and I'm sure you've all been frantically preparing. To make cocktails a little easier on you, I found THIS pi shaped ice cube tray. No, don't thank me... your comments are enough.

Be sure to purchase "I Do" stuff HERE, at SupportIDo. (Sounds like something Yoda would say, hm?) But seriously, take a look. Maybe there's something there that you need.

Aw...

It's a cup and saucer, specifically designed to make you happy. Check it out more, HERE.


Oh, and good news! My site is now worth $30, according to Stimalator. Why, with $30, I could buy... lots of stuff.

So, this guy went to freecreditreport.com, and got charged for it, so, like anyone would do nowadays, he made a YouTube video about it. Watch and enjoy.

Name The Blob!

CONTEST TIME! Okay, so I've added a blob to my page, and I think he/she needs a name. Your prize will be... seeing the name you submitted on your favorite blog! So, just comment with your suggestions. Please.

Probably Nobody but me cares...

Terry Pratchett, author of the hilariously funny Discworld series, was knighted by the queen. Great find, BoingBoing!

The Daily .WAV

So, somebody started putting free sounds from movies online 14 years ago, once a day, every day, and kept it up. And there you have The Daily .WAV. My favorites are the ones from The Big Bang Theory and House M.D.. Okay, that's all, go .WAV, my friends.

Geeky Phone- I want it.

I first heard about the LG Versa HERE, at Gizmodo. When I did further research, I discovered... very little. I suggest the first link for pictures and general info, and click HERE for info on its features. This phone seems pretty neat, especially because you can snap on a keyboard, as shown above, or a gaming controller, as seen below, along with other accessories.

I Know What You're Thinking...

...and I'm tired of not hearing thoughts on my posts. So, back to a Blogger skin, until I figure out how to add Alex's fabulous header that he made me on the page.

Oh, also, HERE's a link to a coin flipper, for when you have access to a computer but not a coin. On that same site you can find a random number generator, a die roller, and more.

I Can't Wait!

THIS Countdown to the Weekend clock isn't available to the public yet, but it will retail around £19.99. (Too lazy to find the American value.)

Speaking of time, THIS site shows you exactly what so many somethings a second looks like visually. You can select things such as deaths per second, and number of cars produced per second.

TOY!

THIS toy is interesting because it is something that I find my guy friends doing anyway. Those who have watches can be seen in class, trying to see how fast they can start and stop the timer on them. This, however, is a little different. It's basically a stopwatch, but it's a game in that you have to try to stop it as close to 5 seconds as you can.

Bitter?

Try sending an anti-Valentine's day card, HERE.

These Are Kinda Cool

You can find THESE awesome Star Trek lightswitch covers at ThinkGeek.

Since Today is apparently mp3 day...

THIS awesome puzzle piece mp3 player is just that... awesome. Unfortunately, the website is in a language that I don't speak. Oh, well. I have an iPod.

Speaking of iPods, Elton John has made some lovely sparkly ones for charity. I am not a big fan of sparkles, personally, but these are nice for those of you who are into that kind of thing.

Some People Have All the Luck...

I found THIS article on Gizmodo about a guy who bought a used BlackBerry off Ebay, only to find the numbers of many celebrities. Luckily for the irresponsible seller, the buyer returned it, and is going to be rewarded with a brand new BlackBerry and tickets to a concert.

Want an iPod, but feel like it's too commercial?

I suggest you try THIS acorn mp3 player, sold at gadget4all.com. It works like an iPod shuffle, only it's acorn shaped! AND, at only 21 dollars, it's a steal.

I Love Giraffes, But They're Scary.

The International Symbol of Welcome

You can get this kickin' pineapple ring HERE, at Cute-plush.com.

Great Stuff from Collegehumor

The Big Bang Theory...

If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it. And if you like Sheldon's outfits, I recommend visiting SheldonShirts.com, where uber-fans have gathered the URLs of places you can buy Sheldon's shirts, and a few of Leonard's.

Best. Job. Evar!

Click HERE and wish you had this job.

(Note: You can still apply for 13 more days!)

Why, of course I'm the queen of England.



Paris and I at some movie premiere...


Ooh, a penny.


Yes, I am the queen of England... AND Mother Theresa..
Create your own FACEinHOLE

Poor David... Again.

Someone took it upon themselves to remix the David After Dentist video I posted earlier.

I know it's been around forever, but...

Check out this cute game at http://www.gettheglass.com/. You play as the Adachi family, and you want to... get milk.

A Stroll....

My dearest darlingest Uncle M. Check out where he's walking.

Free iPod Touch and iPhone Apps

Brrpr: Burps out anything you type! Note: Becomes boring quickly.

Rimshot & Crickets: Provides sound effects for any situation. The crickets are especially funny.

Hold On: Press a button for as long as you can. I didn't say it was useful.

iMafia: Become the Don of your own mafia!

Jelly Car: Entertaining enough game... I find the music annoying though.

Expando: This game is F-U-N. You have to fill up the screen with smiley faces, while avoiding the red dots.

Annoy-A-Teen: I hesitate to tell you about this one, because my lil' brother has been making the noise constantly, and so I feel like there's something wrong with my ears. Use it well.

iBeer: This app would be better if it was with milk or orange juice, but basically, the screen fills with a beverage, and when you tip it it empties, as if someone is drinking from it.

iHandy Level: It's a level. On your iPod. *Leaps about with glee*

Bubblewrap: It's bubblewrap. It's also a game. You have to pop all the bubbles. Unfortunately, sometimes the bubbles refill with air. I didn't say it was realistic.

Lightsaber Unleashed: You swing the iPod around, and it makes zhwoom noises, just like a lightsaber. (1st app my brother got.)

Fake-A-Call: This even works for iPod touches. You can type in whoever you want to "call you," and set the timer, then when the time runs out, you get a call from, say, Jim Carrey.

WebMD Mobile: For the worrier in all of us.

As for the rest... find your own apps.

Poor David

Guitar Hero Cupcakes

I may have to make these. Link to the recipe HERE.

This is my 200th Post.

So I think it's appropriate that I share a mustached kitteh with you...