In Case of Emergency...

Y'know, its always good to be prepared. Click HERE to purchase your own!

Don't Tell Me You Don't Think About This.

http://awfullibrarybooks.wordpress.com/

If you were to click on the link above, you would find the most hilarious books found in libraries across the world. But you probably don't want to. That kind of amusement is reserved for students of the hilarious.

The Summer Boredom Has Hit.

So I've put together a list of unbelievably exciting toys for you to play with.

Aw, lookit the widdle chicken! You can spend your summer baby talking to THIS plushie.

HERE, you will find the Albert Einstein plush, which will provide you hours of entertainment.

And if you're broke, you might like THIS virtual rubik's cube, which might entertain you for a few moments.

Shiny.

Check out THIS sweet Sesame Street charm bracelet, made by CharlieCarter.

Ooooh...

LG is pretty awesome, and they've come out with a very cool item that I would never be able to use. So head on over to Dynamism and check out the Watch Phone!

I Scored...

Try It!

The George Costanza Candy Identification Quiz Score: 80% (8 out of 10)

Ellen Stuff!

Ellen used to only have basic logo gear, but she's branched out into yoga mats, eye covers, and tee shirts using her "Laugh, Dance, ______" motto.

(Laugh, Dance, Stretch.)

(This also comes in blue eyes.)

(Laugh, Dance, Recycle.)

Aww...

Okay- bottles of water are simply not entertaining enough as they are. So to remedy this problem, Bandai has created a $6 lil' toy squid that can be put into any water bottle. (So as to make it cute.) Now, if only someone would help me buy one! Click HERE.

So...

Yesterday, I went to a photo shoot.

"What?" you ask, "Has someone finally recognized your incredible beauty and made you a supermodel?"

"No," I reply.

Allow me to explain with a photo.

This is my dog, Scout. He was photographed by Andrew Grant as a part of a project called "Rover" that raises money for Shelter Animals. You can read about it and see some of his works HERE. This is a great project and I encourage you to become a part of it.

I Have no Words.

It's- It's Harry Potter the Musical.

Support Kelly!

When her tee design goes up for voting, please help her design win!

THIS is the Shimmy and Shake necklace, which you can find at Modcloth.com.

These are a Few of my Favorite Things...

Via Popped Culture

Stuff I Wish I Could Do...

The Answer...

http://isiticedcoffeeweather.com/

You can even enter your zip code to make it accurate for your location.

Free Book?

HERE you can read the first chapter of a delightful new young adult book by Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of her Own Making.

Watch This Bumper Sticker Blow Ben's Mind.

I know, right? You can buy it HERE.

There's not Really a Word for This...

Just click HERE, wait for the page to load, and then move your mouse around.

Congratulations on Graduating, Alex!

And in celebration, I thought I'd share a cool product.

THIS is just one of the Kryptonite Justice League locks. There are also locks for Wonder Woman, the Flash, the Green Lantern, and Superman.

Via CraziestGadgets

Something I Need?

HERE, you can purchase nerd merit badges including but not limited to...

• The “emergency evacuation due to science” badge.
• The “I’ve named a child or pet for science” badge.
• The “world’s foremost expert on an obscure subject” badge.
• The “have violated the posterior of an animal in the name of science” badge.

Aaaand, of course...

• The “I blog about science” badge.

I've Just Discovered deviantART

princess and fish by *sandara on deviantART


Self-Portrait by ~lifegoes0n on deviantART

Star Trek meets Monty Python

Via The Zeray Gazette

An Interesting Artist

Jason Salavon is known for his overlapping and averaging of multiple photographs. You can find "64 nights' worth of the major US late night talk shows ... aligned and averaged using basic transformations" HERE, and HERE you can find a similar affect with Little League photos.

Ooh! And if you click HERE you'll see "one frame per second of [Star Wars] arranged in a dense grid." If you browse his site you will find a variety of artistic pieces. (Warning: not all art may be appropriate for children.)

Aaand... at the Top of the Useless Items List...

You can purchase headgear like that of Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail HERE.

It's Good for a Chuckle...

Check out THIS Tumblr blog about the happiest people ever... who just happened to forget to smile when the camera went *click.*

Conan Across America

Be Warned:

There are two bad words in the below video. But its worth it, I promise. He's just so funny...