How Neat!

You can totally design your own bike HERE. Actually, you can probably design your own bike a lot of places, but I discovered it at UrbanOutfitters.com, so there.

Hlade's Law

"If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it."

I found this "law" on wikidumper.blogspot.com, a site dedicated to bringing you Wikipedia articles marked for deletion. There's some good stuff in there, I recommend taking a look.

OOH! I also just discovered Allodoxaphobia: the fear associated with the fear of opinions.

Clever.

Because I only use Facebook and Google out of the websites listed, THIS workout probably wouldn't work for me, but maybe it'll work for you. (Note: The picture is not the workout to which I am referring. Please click the link to see it. I just thought you might enjoy a picture of Jane Fonda to look at while you work out.)

Simon's Cat is Back!

Did You Know....?

• If you type http://gooooooogle.com/ the logo will come up with seven Os?

Franklin D. Roosevelt...

• was related to 11 former presidents.
• was the first president whose mother was allowed to vote for him.
• was the only president whose mother forced him to wear a dress until he was five years old.
• owned over $200,000 worth of stamps.
• 's first house burnt down; the State of New York later built a mental institution on the site.

Wanna See Something Unbelievably Creepy?

Well, too bad. I didn't want to either. Just for the record, this is a speaker shaped like Spongebob's eyes.

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I've heard sour apple and bad egg, but you never hear the phrase, "He's a grouchy cupcake." Maybe it'll become a thing now. Or not. Anyway, you can get it HERE for $6.95.

CELEBRATION

Today (okay technically tomorrow but I can't wait anymore) is the first anniversary of KindaUnique.me. So... yeah. Be excited and stuff.

Ninja Air

Whether you're cleaning electronics or just spraying people, THIS Ninja-style canned air is awesome!

Dance, Dance.

I'm not sure how to put .GIFs on here, so you'll just have to CLICK. I know, I'm so mean to you.

Beautiful

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

Funny or Die has had some good ones before, but this one I find to be particularly amusing.

I Like TV.

So I've decided to find you stuff from most of my favorite shows. Now, some shows don't have merchandise yet, so I can't add The Big Bang Theory or Dollhouse. :( Enjoy!

You need to wait for this product because it's going to be LEGEN....wait for it.... DARY! You can pick up your copy of Barney Stinson's The Bro Code HERE.

Ah, a classic. From home videos I've discovered that I watched both Seinfeld and Friends at a very young age. Perhaps the cause for my undying love now? Anyhoo, SHIRT.

And a shirt from the coolest, dorkiest show ever, The Office. If only I'd had THIS tee when Ryan was actually in jail.

THIS shirt represents the epicness and confusion that is the TV show House.

And THIS is a keychain representing perhaps my favorite show, Psych. This one I might actually buy for myself.

SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT

...is the only word that can be used to describe THIS product. It's a wand, that can change the channel and volume. Basically you learn some movements (i.e. make small circles with the tip of the wand clockwise to turn the volume up) and this little bundle of epicness will make you feel like a wizard! I know, right?

Oh, Kanye...

You can achieve this effect with other websites by adding http://kanyelicio.us/ to the front of whatever site you want.

Our President is Awesome

The best part is, this picture isn't photoshopped.

I Wonder...

...how many people are in space at this very moment. If only there was a website whose sole purpose was to share this information. Oh, wait. There IS.

A Patch

I approve.

Amazon.Com Order

I ordered THIS for only $28.99.

THIS book is by one of my favorite authors, Walter Moers, who is German, I believe.

Zombies.

Geektastic: Stories from the Nerd Herd is pretty much what it sounds like. A collection of short stories about geeks.

And the Anastasia soundtrack. 'Cause it's awesome. Kinda like me.

I Never Thought of That...

A historical preenactment society. We could dress as robots. Advertise for this group by wearing THIS hoodie.

Oh.....

I get it now!

Halloween Costumes For The Lazy

1. Ceiling Fan- Write "GO CEILINGS!" on your shirt. Wear said shirt
2. Quarterback- Tape a quarter to your back.
3. A Mannequin Come To Life- Wear a decently stylish outfit.
4. Pink Floyd- Wear a pink shirt and a nametag that says Floyd.
5. God's Gift to Women- Wear a large tag. Write "To: Women, From: God" on it.
6. Blackmail- Wear black and stick a few stamps on yourself.
7. Tic Tac Toe- Attach a tictac to the tip of your shoe.
8. Leaf Blower- Wear a baseball cap with a leaf dangling down in front of your face. When someone asks what you are, blow on the leaf.
9. Cup Holder- Carry a cup.
10. MacGyver- Carry around whatever you want.

Oh, Dwight.

Just yesterday I was telling my friends that the only thing that could make Lord of the Rings better would be Dwight Schrute. How is this related? It isn't. But this is good, too.

Our President is So Cool

NOTE: The "person of color" joke about Boehner refers to the weird orange color he is from too much fake tanning.

Ahahahaha...

...hahahahaha. THIS is almost as good as the pirate language setting on Facebook. An Elmer Fudd setting on Google. My life is complete.

My Visit to The Bistro Gourmet at McDonalds.

Here's the sign. When my dad described this place to me, I found it rather difficult to believe. A fancy McDonalds? Psh.

A display by the counter. It all looks very elegant except the stain on the left side of the tablecloth. I wonder what that is...

Oh, and you know how normal McDonalds sell soft-serve ice cream? This one sells gelato.

Booths that didn't have plastic seats. What a breakthrough!

The menus. Rather self-explanatory.

This is a Tuscan Chicken Salad. It has roasted or crispy chicken, fire roasted sweet red bell peppers, cannellini beans, red onions, garlic croutons, shaved parmesian blood orange & balsamic reduction and extra virgin olive oil.

Paninis galore!

Another display, one of many scattered throughout the restaraunt.

The statue by the door, silently judging anyone who dares to appear in jeans to this high-class restaraunt.

Well, it was an A-rated restaraunt, but I wanted you to see the drape things and schmancy light fixtures.

And, of course, there was a painting hanging over our booth.

Supremely Awesome Site

"Today, I noticed that my roommate stole one of the mini chocolate chip cookies I made. I was irritated, until I realized he had left three Gushers as payment. I can deal with this. MLIA"

"Today I saw a poster that said "Have you seen this cat?" followed by a picture. At first I was sad because I thought someone's cat had run away. Then I saw, written underneath the picture, "because its AWESOME." It made my day. MLIA"

"Today at school I was about to enter level three of a building when I noticed a sign on the door that said "NO ENTRY!" In a frustrated burst of anger I screamed out "Why?" My English teacher who was walking past stopped in his tracks and said "The third floor corridor is out of bounds to all who do not wish to die a most painful death." Needless to say, he is now my favorite teacher. MLIA"

MLIA = My Life is Average

You can read more stories of ordinary life HERE, at MyLifeIsAverage.com.

Non-Boring Band-Aids

PIRATES. (Which, by the way, are not nearly as awesome as ninjas.)
NINJAS. (Which, by the way, are better than pirates.)

It's-a me! MARIO!

Inappropriate Soundtracks

So this person decides that the music in the Matrix is not quite right. So they change it. Watch the results. You can see more videos like this (from different movies) HERE.

I Got An Envelope!

Instructions for Use of IGotAnEnvelope.com:

1. Write the following message on the back side of an envelope: Dear finder, put something personal inside the envelope and then return it to me. Be as original and artistic as possible and the content of the envelope will be submitted to igotanenvelope.com.

2. Write your address* and put a valid stamp on the envelope.

3. Leave the envelope in a public place.

*For people who don't want to leave their home address in public places but who want to give Igotanenvelope a spin, please feel free to use the following address (USA only):
PO BOX 7265 sherwood, ar 72124

Next, wait for your mail to arrive. Then, email a scan of whatever comes to igotanenvelope@gmail.com.

HERE's the site where you can view the things people have sent in.