Stuff.

Well, nothing I can say can possibly express the awesome epicness of these DINOSAUR CHOPSTICKS. So I shall not try.

Okay, so you're making food, right? And you spill on yourself. This problem and many more can be solved by the *drumroll* APRON APRON.

Happy Holidays!

I hope your day is delightful and fabulous. I recommend that you avoid the eggnog.

Cheer Me Up!

THIS is a webapp that lets you cheer up people who are sad. Just go to MysteryYahoo.com and click the link just above the "Most Popular" header. Then scroll down to the bottom of the page, and respond to whatever is wrong in the person's life.

I LOVE LUNCH

More of Simon's Cat

Do Scarves Confuse You?

Well, HERE's a product for you, but seriously, if you can't work a scarf then you should probably get some help.

That's Right...

It's a VIRTUAL LITE BRITE!

That should entertain you for about thirty seconds.

My Birthday List? Well, Since You Asked Nicely...

Joss Whedon Related

• Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog- $9.49
• Dollhouse: Season One- $30.49
• Jayne Hat- $25.00
• Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal Babydoll- $14.99

Random

• Vintage Gaming Wallet-Thing- 19.99
• Forest Green Jeep Liberty

Aaand... I'm bored. There are links on all the posts. Maybe I'll add more later. What a narcissistic post this is. 'Kay bye!

Hm.

Buy it HERE. Please?

I Can't Wait to Get an Apartment to Decorate.

Step 1: Paper the walls with robot wallpaper, purchased HERE.

Neil Patrick Harris Strikes Again!

You can check out the musical episode of Batman in which my dearest darlingest Neil appears HERE. They are Youtube videos, so it is not necessarily the HD tv you're used to.