That's Right...

...I did the whole "deep quote picture" thing on my blog.

Fairy Tales

"...and then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done."
--The Hogfather

Mis Blogs Favoritos

Geeks Are Sexy- This blog basically presents fun videos, games, and news relating to geekdom.

Bits & Pieces- This blog consists of many jokes, pictures, and interesting links.

Boing Boing- If you spend any time at all on the Internet, you've probably heard of or visited Boing Boing. It's pretty much awesomeness in blog form.

Book of Joe- Joe is this really cool anesthesiologist who blogs. He tends to post unique products and likes to play a game called," What is it?"

Chip Chick- This blog mostly shares cute products and news, but they tend to be electronics-related.

Craziest Gadgets- 'Nuff said.

Scott Adams' Blog- You know the Dilbert guy? He's really very funny. And clever.

Okay, I'll do more blogs later. These should be enough to keep you busy for a while.

Note to other bloggers: I'm going in the order Blogger has these blogs. I'll probably feature your blog in a couple days.

500th Post!

In the spirit of my 500th post, I thought I'd show you something REALLY exciting. A plant. Just watch the video, okay?

Beyonce is Cool, But This Chick is Better.

Hey There, O'Brien

THIS is a video made by a disgruntled fan of Conan O'Brien, to the tune of "Hey There Delilah." You all know what team I'm on. I'll watch him wherever he decides to go.

Cute Shirt

Get it? It's the Serenity from the awesome-fantastic tv show Firefly. Like, the bug. And people catch fireflies in jars! Ha. Well, I think it's funny.

12:05 is a Nono for Coco

I know I already posted about the late-night wars, but I thought I'd post THIS shirt that amused me. You know, Conan hates being called Coco.

Happy Blame Someone Else Day!

And in honor of this special day, I blame the internet (specifically Facebook) for my disinterest in studying.

Late-Night Wars

So here it is: NBC has declared that they intend to move Jay Leno's show to the 11:35 time slot, pushing The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien to 12:05. Conan is not pleased, since this basically means they'll be putting Jay Leno back into The Tonight Show's traditional time slot. Conan has recieved a ton of support online, and you can join in by tweeting the phrase "Team Conan." I certainly hope they leave things they way they are, because I really am not amused by Leno. He always struck me as a rather mean person.

Purple

So yeah. It's... purple. That's really all I can say about THIS website.

Pink Stinks

THIS is a website designed to provide positive role models for girls. It "challenges the culture of pink which invades every aspect of girls' lives." So, basically, it's all about calling attention to the gender biases found in our culture today. The site gives examples of strong women who are contributing to society in a healthy way. (i.e. Meryl Streep, Dr. Dian Fossey, Christiane Amanpour.) All in all, I think this is a good cause because sometimes children get caught up in the roles they are given and don't explore all their options. And if there is an equivalent site for boys having to do with dinosaurs and monster trucks, please let me know.

Stuff I Like.

• The smell of laundromats.
• Large towels.
• My American Apparel jacket.
• Star Trek.
• The internet.
• Television.
• TiVo.
• Ben and his family.
• Soft socks.
• Getting tests back.
• MyLifeIsAverage.com.
• Getting letters in the mail.
• Stress balls.
• Pedicures.
• StarCraft.
• Finding the perfect gift for someone.
• Coasters.
• Gummies.
• Cupcakes.
• In-n'-Out Shakes.
• Chairs.
• The shiny side of CDs.
• Headphones.

AP Raps

My Facebook Quotes

"Certainty is not proof. Insistence is not fact. Opinion is not evidence. Arrogance is not credibility."
--Unknown

"'Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.'"
--Terry Pratchett

"Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad."
--The Cheshire Cat

"Nobody wins with a headbutt."
--Paul Blart

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don’t want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you."
--Eugene Debs Hartke

"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
--Buddha

Remember, Remember the Fifth of... January.

Yes, I know it's the sixth, but I meant to use that title yesterday and I forgot. So you just have to deal with the inaccuracy. Anyway, I started this post with the intent of showing you a cool website. Click HERE to view letterheads from a variety of people and companies at LetterHeady.com.

Are you an iPod freak?

You can get this iPod touch bedding HERE. The only problem is that the website is in a language that I do not speak. But maybe you speak it!

IT'S MAH BIRFDAY!

I can now buy my own tickets to R-rated movies. Woohoo.

30 Seconds of Entertainment

It's a game. You disobey the instructions when told to. Which is sort of ironic. Click HERE to try it. I didn't win.

Art

Sir Edwin Landseer

Well, art- made slightly more interesting. THIS blog posts a photo of a painting and gives it an amusing title. There is nudity, but only "artistic" nudity. Personally, THIS post is my favorite.

01/01/2010

So. First post of the new year. Personally, I don't put much focus on the whole "New Year's Resolutions" thing, because it just seems to be an excuse people use to put off the goals they set for themselves in October. But just in case you would like to have a goal, but can't think of one, Monina Velarde's website has kindly provided a "New Year's Resolution Generator."